Wednesday, March 24, 2010

A Very Unthrifty Day

Dear Thrift Store,

I am very disappointed in your decision to discontinue your fifty percent off program. Over the years, you have trained me to search out your little color tags of the weeks. This system not only helped my wallet, but curtailed my thrifting habit a bit. Frankly, I think you are pretty stinky for doing this. You are also lucky I remained relatively calm when your sales associate delivered this news to me. My first instinct was to grab him by the shirt collars and cry, "why, why, why?" Please know that due to this change in store policy this green pitcher will be my last purchase...

...this week.

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